Saturday, November 10, 2012

Dinnrr

Roasted (discount rack) vegetables with (random cupboard) spices and a honey (yellow, not grainy) mustard dressing, topped with a (poorly) poached egg. 


Bon app├ętit! 

Friday, November 9, 2012

Goals

It's great to have goals. Mine include:


Buy new shoelaces so my left converse isn't held together with a very short, frayed piece of string

and

Throw out the rotten miniature pumpkin(s) sitting on my bookshelf

and

That rotten container of leftover rice in the fridge

and

Well, all the other rotten stuff too

and

Floss

and

Just kidding, I don't care about flossing

and

Stop making jokes about my life goals

and

Just kidding, that's not going to happen

and

Solve world peace



Awesome, good talk.