Oh, I'll just watch until Brad Pitt's hot. Any minute now he's gonna get soooo hot. It'll totally be worth it. Man, this movie sure is long. Why is he still a creepy urchin man? Make with the wrinkle removal already.
*one and one half hours later*
Awwwwww, yeah. Perfect age, perfect bone structure.
*one minute later*
Brad Pitt sure was hot for that one minute. How old do you think he looks now? 17? Too young? Is this weird?
*one hour later*
I wish I wasn't looking at a baby and thinking about how hot Brad Pitt was. This is weird. I think I've been tricked. DAMMIT BRAD PITT.