Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I Got Buttoned

I was tricked into watching Benjamin Button last night.

Oh, I'll just watch until Brad Pitt's hot. Any minute now he's gonna get soooo hot. It'll totally be worth it. Man, this movie sure is long. Why is he still a creepy urchin man? Make with the wrinkle removal already.

*one and one half hours later*

Awwwwww, yeah. Perfect age, perfect bone structure.

*one minute later*

Brad Pitt sure was hot for that one minute. How old do you think he looks now? 17? Too young? Is this weird?

*one hour later*

I wish I wasn't looking at a baby and thinking about how hot Brad Pitt was. This is weird. I think I've been tricked. DAMMIT BRAD PITT.

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