Monday, September 5, 2011
Conversation with a Douche
Douche: Where are you from?
Douche: Or as I like to call it, Amer-i-can't.
Me: Actually, I prefer Amer-i-won't.
Douche: (deadpan, with hint of disdain) ...
Exit Douche stage left.
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