Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Oh no you didn't.

*I started writing this daaaaays ago when it was topical and relevant and unfortunately pop culture moves far quicker than my ten little digits so this is, like, so earlier this week and you're probably all tired to death of hearing about it. Tough.

Oh hell no.

Kayne Motha Fuckin West you did not just disrespect my girl Taylor.

You can slag Bush, you can pretend to be Jesus, you can say things like ""I bring up historical subjects in a way that makes kids want to learn about them. I'm an inspirational speaker. I changed the sound of music more than one time... For all those reasons, I'd be a part of the Bible. I'm definitely in the history books already." You can suck your own dick until your blue in the face but do not, do not insult my girl.

I love that she actually gives him the mike for his rant, like she's thinking 'What could possibly go wrong?' And she's smiling like, 'What a charming man stealing my mike.'

I like this one too where she's going, 'What should I do with my hands?? Awkward hands, awkward hands. Play with spaceman? Wring nervously?'

She didn't even get a chance to thank her momma or Jesus or her lil' puppy... I just think she's gone through enough this year with the whole Jonas breakup thing, you know? And for heavens sake don't give country fans a reason to be mad at a black person, you know they're on beige ground to begin with.

(I was going to make a Nazi joke. I didn't.)

And does he actually call this an apology?? He turns the second half back around into the Kanye Show and how he needs to take some time off, deal with his emotions, yada, yada, yada. I hope he doesn't stroke his dick as much as he strokes his own ego or they're both going to be overinflated and bruised. Kudos to Jay for playing the mom card though. Do you think your dead mother was disappointed as she was watching down on your from botched boob job heaven? (I assume that warrants a special district in heaven.) Ouch.

I will say though, the man has good taste in ass. Biased, yes, but I am a fan of the double bubbleiscious.


1 comment:

bisforcookie said...

NICE! psyched on the blog. grammer is for dummies! Do you get to use exclamation points a lot in law grammer?!