Step 1: Lose those eyebrows, then add white shiny eyeshadow all over your face. There's no sun under the sea after all. (ps. don't worry, I'm not naked)
Step 2: Realize how important eyebrows and skin pigmentation are. Take a photo of yourself looking like a sad albino alien baby.
Step 3: Watch drag queen youtube videos for inspiration, then draw on eyebrows and eyeshadow while your sexy kitty boyfriend dances in the background.
Step 4: Lipstick, 8 pounds of hairspray...
Step 5: Attitude
Le final product: