Want to hear some epilepsy jokes I thought of while I was drunk last night? Good.
What does a person with epilepsy do after a sports injury?
Shake it off.
What does an epileptic in the 1960s love to do?
The hippy hippy shake.
What does a pregnant women with epilepsy crave?
What does a person with epilepsy say to a Holocaust denier?
Bite your tongue.