Different Strokes

Some people have mansions with too many rooms to count and luxury cars with foot massagers on the pedals and suits lined with the best silk that round-the-clock silkworms can supply. Other people don't have room in their apartment for a drying rack. Those people have a spool of thread, some bobby-pins, and the will to have dry undies for work though.

Yes, that does say Santa is my Homeboy and yes, he is.