I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, "B-tang, what were you going to do with the ladyfriend juice-box doll? What clever feats of wit were up your sleeve?"

Ask, and ye shall be answered. Behold a ms-paint rendering of what I would have done if there weren't people in my office now who would look at me strangly if I were setting up a puppet diorama.Was it worth spending most of an afternoon on a joke about circumcision? Depends, was circumcised spelled correctly?

I'm a waste of space.