Dear Drunk Diary,
Today I thought the most awesome thing I did was leap from the dock onto a moving barge loaded with garbage, but then I poured flaming ouzo onto the table and smoked the vapours through a bendy straw so now I'm not sure. Plus I got so loaded in the sauna that I jumped into a freezing new england lake in the middle of the night. I think it's a three way tie.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty but rather two sizes too large.