Ok so rather than obsess about how my ears look and what the fuck was up with my nose I decided to only record this once and upload it however it looked. Consequently I sound like an asthmatic cat and I've managed to be both flat and sharp at the same time. Enjoy.
Aaaaaalso, the quality is apparently complete shit. Tomorrow I conquer Vimeo, but right now I have a whiskey sour in my hand that's begging to be inside me. They always do.