I am so tired I could shit twice and die.
Do people say that in non-rural-alberta places? One time I really horrified someone with the phrase 'tear him a new asshole.' In my defense it sounds less vulgar when my mom says it.
You'd think he was pretty or something with all the damned photos I have of this guy.
Gag me with a spoon. Take a dump on my chest. Get fucked.
I'm going to bed by 10.