Today I was digging through the bargain bin for pants and I started to feel really good about myself becuase the size I normally wear looked too big for me. As it turned out they were men's pants. On the bright side, I am small for a man.
Today a homeless man with 'K-9' tottooed on his forehead told me to remember to pray. I told him to remember not to get K-9 tatooed on his face.
I hope this is his favorite movie.
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I suppose it's better than a tattoo of Jim Belushi on your forehead.
But only becuase of this.
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Fat man and a hot wife? What
will they think of next?
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This came out
after According to Jim. Belushi, are you in some kind of trouble? Do you need money? I will give you ten dollars if you quit doing shitty sitcoms and straight to video movies.
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