Thursday, August 20, 2009

Oh that's nice.

The drain of our bathtub has sealed itself closed with hair and the fermented remains of several loads of dishes washed in the bathtub (not me). Consequently our bathroom smells like a rat shit itself and then caught on fire. And then someone tried to put it out with the yolks of several dozen rotten eggs. And then they tried using the congealed blood of a recently deceased pigeon. And when that didn't work either they vomited all over everything. And then farted. That is exactly the smell.

Draino is not working.

The vanilla scented candle is certainly not working.

Blowing out the candle, turning off the fan and leaving the door open is really fucking counterproductive.

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