You might be me.

You might be me if you've ever smelt mini doughnuts and been paralyzed because you couldn't tell where they were coming from.

You might be me if megavideo kicks you off of their site on a regular basis because you've exceeded their 72 minute cap.

You might be me if the humidity makes sweat collect on your upper lip/moustache area.


You might be me if you go look in the fridge for any reason other than you're hungry.


You might be me if you pull your eyebrows out when you're anxious. Or you might be crazy. And if you're crazy you're probably Tyra, because that's how logic works.


At least I'm not Tyra.