This morning I woke up in Cotati, CA and walked outside barefoot in my pajamas. The sun hit my face, the sky was blue, it was glorious.
In the interest of not rubbing it into the faces of those back in CA(nada) it is now raining again with a terrible ferocity that could only be caused by God punishing the chronic masturbators. You know who you are. Stop diddling your piddle so we can get the sun back.
On to San Fran today! I hope I don't leave my heart there, I've got some blood circulating to do later!
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