Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Bedroom? Never heard of it.

Grade 5 Chapter 12: This is a Bedroom.

This is a great chapter for teaching the kids how to talk to martians or hut dwelling jungle people or any other manner of imaginary people who have never been inside a house before.

"What's a bedroom?"

"This is a bedroom, Mwanajuma Clickclick. Notice how we don't sleep on a pile of banana leaves? We call this the first world."


This is a also great opportunity to teach the kids how to scream at people like they're stupid:

"THIS IS A BAAAA-TH-ROOOM, COMPRENDE? YOU CLEAN THE TOILET IN HEEERE, OKAY?"

Either way I'm going to have fun with it.

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