This is a great chapter for teaching the kids how to talk to martians or hut dwelling jungle people or any other manner of imaginary people who have never been inside a house before.
"What's a bedroom?"
"This is a bedroom, Mwanajuma Clickclick. Notice how we don't sleep on a pile of banana leaves? We call this the first world."
This is a also great opportunity to teach the kids how to scream at people like they're stupid:
"THIS IS A BAAAA-TH-ROOOM, COMPRENDE? YOU CLEAN THE TOILET IN HEEERE, OKAY?"
Either way I'm going to have fun with it.
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