Dear Drunk Diary,
Today I thought the most awesome thing I did was leap from the dock onto a moving barge loaded with garbage, but then I poured flaming ouzo onto the table and smoked the vapours through a bendy straw so now I'm not sure. Plus I got so loaded in the sauna that I jumped into a freezing new england lake in the middle of the night. I think it's a three way tie.
The glass is neither half full nor half empty but rather two sizes too large.
Please don't die. I miss you too much already.
I showed up at the Ukranian Federation at 8:30 AM this morning. I got up at 7 to make myself pretty.
NO ONE THERE.
I kill half an hour, go back at nine, no one there, do it again at 9:30, no one there.
I'm going to try at 11 but BY GOD 5 hours is not enough sleep for me to wrangle up any kind of motivation to do anything.
It's also fucking cold today.
Hurry back. Momma needs her wifey.
ALSO SAUNA WTF.
I've been killing for a sauna lately.
I heard they make you lose weight.
I may have heard wrong.
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