NEW HAIR! Blonde blonde straight straight emo emo photo shoot.
So much easier being emo with straight hair.
Only cost four months pay.
Expensive haircut, low paying job.
But it's all okay because I start scooping ice cream for a living tomorrow! Thank you first class university degree, thank you.
FAMILY COMING! Lord have mercy.
I'm going to douse myself in bleach and fling my body around the house until everything is clean. Momma Drysdale sees invisible dirt.
Also, Momma D. has a keen eye for weight gain. Must lose 30 pounds by tomorrow. Or realistically, maybe just 20 by Thursday. Enema enema enema!
Momma D. is also rocking the short bus so must get wheelchair today. Considering wheeling myself home, but how to get in it without anyone seeing me use my legs?
Forgot to register for my cap/gown/furry cape so there is a chance I actually won't walk across the stage. HAH! Also probably won't get actual diploma due to library fines. Excellent.
ANXIETY LEVEL? ALL TIME HIGH!
Okay, I've been working on this one for a while so don't criticize (my skin is just too thin).
I deem you Brit-net Shears. Get it? I hope you do because it only half makes sense to me. Something about the internet, you, scissors, and then a people sized blender.
(word verification today: 'intsa')
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